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one day a boy went to store with his mom and dad. they were riding on bicycle . first the boy drop the potatos that they bought from store. and he said "" dad I drop potatos"" and dad said do not worry we will buy other from next store. Second time he drop some vegetables"" and said to his dad I drop vegetalbes and dad reply that we will bought from other store,just led them. and third time their mom fell down and boy said "" Dad mom fell down. and Dad reply "" just led her we will buy from another store.

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge Put the elephant in, Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.

Take the elephant out.

Put the deer in.

Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,

all the animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it

because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?

Applicant: Err... I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.

Teacher: Which one is more important for us, Sun or Moon?
Student: Ofcourse Moon
Teacher: Why??
Students: The moon gives us light in night when we need it BUT the sun gives us light in day when we don't need it

#jokes

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DO NoT WASTE UR TIME LIKE THIS